Axion was last seen creating his own forum that failed miserably when only 6 people signed up (and that's including his mom and his hairdresser).
- Moving out of his mom's basement
- Graduating to the drive-thru window
- Save enough money to buy that used Dodge Neon he has his eye on
- Overcome his addiction to tranny porn
- Rid himself of that inconvienient gag reflex
- Learn to swallow
- Invite hatvol96 for a visit